Pedros Beverage Wrench - Road Bike Shop
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Pedro's Beverage Wrench
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Conveniently labeled to prevent you from drunkenly maladjusting your multi-thousand-dollar rig, Pedro's Beverage Wrench makes quick work of bottle tops. It has a strong metal body. Grippy plashtic handle. Youwanna nuther You're purty. I llliike youuu. Wait, waitasec'nd ... I shink I luvvv youuuuuuuuuuu ... (thump) Ow.