Dave's Dogmatic Dribbles
2006 Tour de France - Stage 5.
Good news is Julz (Julian Dean) is ok . Bad news is he was fined 200 Swiss Francs for crashing. Are there Francs out there other than Swiss? I don?t think so. Maybe we should call
The God of Thunder was also spanked for being ?irregular?. C?mon, give the guy a break. We?ve all been irregular a time or two in our life. I find it to be a bit more common as you get older. Pepto Bismol works pretty well. Did anyone see what Thor did wrong? The alleged victim was Eisel whose own director said Thor didn?t do anything wrong. I?ve seen people hiccup and go offline more than what Thor did yesterday. It doesn?t seem just to me.
And then, there was this one time at band camp?Hold on, I?m dribbling way to much for it only being stage 5. I?m getting my shirt all wet. I need something to calm me down. Where?s that DQ?
Ok, back to the race. Dumoulin and Schroder went off to lead the peloton for about
It seems like Boonen wants to win the stage but can?t make it past Freire. Nice going Oscar! Tom still keeps his yellow shirt.
C?ya tomorrow, I?m off to DQ er, I mean to the bank to make a deposit!
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